Santa Is A Geordie Christmas Jumper

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Santa Is A Geordie Christmas Jumper – The Perfect Gift for Every Proud Toon Fan

If you’re looking for a Christmas jumper that celebrates both festive cheer and pure Newcastle pride, the Santa Is A Geordie Christmas Jumper ticks every box. Designed for those who live and breathe the Toon, this bold and brilliant sweatshirt is a must-have for any Geordie lad (or lass!) who knows that Santa, deep down, supports the black and white.

Whether it’s a cheeky gift for your dad, brother, best mate or even for yourself, this jumper is packed with regional humour and full-on festive flair. Featuring a design inspired by the iconic Newcastle Brown Ale logo – but with a Christmassy twist – it proudly declares what we’ve all suspected for years: Santa is a Geordie.

A Newcastle Christmas Jumper with Real Northern Soul

Set against a snowy backdrop of falling white snowflakes, the striking circular logo takes centre stage. With bold lettering, a classic blue star, and a nod to the famous Tyne Bridge, the message is unmistakable – and brilliant. It’s a design that’s instantly recognisable to anyone from Tyneside, combining football, heritage, and humour in one gloriously festive package.

Our funny Christmas jumpers don’t just look the part – they feels it too. It’s made for cosy nights out at the pub, frosty strolls through the market, or shouting “Howay!” at the telly on Boxing Day.

Sizes for All Geordies – Big or Small

Everyone should have the chance to wear this festive gem, which is why the Santa Is A Geordie Christmas Jumper is available in sizes S to 4XL. Whether he’s a slim-fit St. James’ regular or a proper bloke built for winter, there’s a comfy size that’ll fit just right.

Plus, with nine different colours to choose from – including festive red, classic black, and sleek navy – you can pick the one that suits his (or your) personality. Want something bold and bright? Go red. Prefer to keep it understated with a punchline? Navy’s your best bet.

Why This Christmas Jumper Belongs in Every Geordie’s Wardrobe

• Nods to Newcastle culture – From the Brown Ale-style logo to the Tyne Bridge, it’s 100% Toon.

• A brilliant conversation starter – Whether he’s down the pub or in the office, expect laughs.

• Cosy and comfortable – Made with a soft cotton-blend fabric to keep you warm through winter.

• Unisex fit – Looks great on all body types and suitable for anyone who loves the North East.

• Ideal for festive occasions – Wear it to jumper day, Christmas dinner, or while watching the match.

This is more than just a funny Christmas jumper. It’s a badge of honour for anyone who knows their parmo from their pease pudding. A perfect mix of regional pride and holiday humour, it’s sure to get a proper Geordie reaction – whether that’s a chuckle, a cheer, or a chant.

So if you’re after a thoughtful, funny, and genuinely wearable gift for a Newcastle fan, you’ve just found it. Wrap it up, gift it out, and make someone’s Christmas absolutely belta.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!