Gardeners Know All The Dirt – Gardener’s T-shirt

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Gardeners Know All The Dirt – Gardener’s T-shirt for Blokes Who Love a Good Dig

Need a clever gift for the gardening bloke who knows more about compost than the tabloids? The Gardeners Know All The Dirt T-shirt is a witty, cheerful, and downright perfect tee for men who live for fresh soil, full blooms, and cheeky banter. Whether he’s knee-deep in his flowerbeds or just pottering about with a cup of tea in hand, this T-shirt lets him show off his green-fingered pride—with a grin.

A Fun Design That’s Full of Charm

The slogan “Gardeners Know All The Dirt!” takes centre stage on this maroon tee, written in a playful combination of fonts and bright garden-inspired colours—think leafy green, sunflower yellow, and earthy orange. Flanked by little garden fork and trowel illustrations, it’s bold, funny, and instantly eye-catching. There’s even a little watering can detail at the top to finish it off with flair.

It’s got all the personality of a seasoned gardener and the style to match—perfect for weekends at the allotment, plant swaps, or just tending the hanging baskets in style.

Built for Comfort, Made for Outdoors

• Soft, breathable cotton – Keeps things cool while digging, pruning, or taking well-earned tea breaks.

• Classic unisex fit – Flattering, relaxed, and comfortable for daily wear.

• Bold maroon colour – Pairs effortlessly with denim, khaki or even muddy wellies.

• Durable and easy to wash – Handles a bit of dirt just like its wearer.

Whether he’s a veg patch veteran or just getting started with his first houseplants, this T-shirt is a wearable celebration of everything he loves about gardening—plus a little pun to keep things light.

Why It’s a Brilliant Gift

• Perfect for garden lovers with a sense of humour – He’ll appreciate the pun almost as much as his compost bin.

• Ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because – A fun and thoughtful pick for any occasion.

• Great for wearing in and out of the garden – Whether he’s planting tomatoes or picking up potting soil at the local centre.

• Full of personality – The kind of gift that gets a laugh and becomes a favourite.

So if you’re after a tee that’s full of sass, soil, and style, the Gardeners Know All The Dirt T-shirt ticks all the boxes. Fun, flattering, gardening t-shirts fit for any bloke who’d rather talk about mulch than office gossip.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colours are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the colour Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!