Description

I Like Big Blooms And I Cannot Lie Gardening T-shirts – A Brilliant Gift for Humorous Gardeners

If you’re on the hunt for a light-hearted, garden-themed gift that’ll get a proper chuckle, the I Like Big Blooms And I Cannot Lie Gardening T-shirt is a spot-on choice. Packed with charm and cheeky wordplay, this tee is perfect for the bloke who takes pride in his petunias, boasts about his begonias, and isn’t afraid to show off his sense of humour among the flowerbeds.

Hilarious Design That Pops with Personality

With a design that riffs off a classic lyric and gives it a gardening twist, this shirt is guaranteed to raise a smile. The phrase “I Like Big Blooms And I Cannot Lie” is front and centre, styled in a playful, bold font with vibrant hues of leafy green, terracotta orange, and soft yellow. It’s surrounded by delightful little garden icons—wellies, pots, flowers and trowels—all adding to its quirky, garden-loving appeal.

Set against a deep navy base, the colours leap off the fabric, making it a cracking conversation starter at allotments, nurseries or the pub garden.

Comfort That’s Built to Dig In

Soft and breathable cotton – These gardening t-shirts keep him comfy while he’s planting, pruning or just basking in the sun.
Classic unisex fit – A relaxed cut that suits all shapes and ages.
Durable fabric – Strong enough to survive a full day of weeding and watering.
Easy to wear and wash – Holds its shape and colour, even with regular use.

Whether he’s sowing seeds or showing off his roses, this T-shirt adds a fun touch to his gardening get-up while keeping things comfy and cool.

Why It’s a Cracking Gift Idea

Perfect for blokes who love a laugh and a bit of landscaping – Whether he’s got a massive garden or a modest windowsill.
A clever blend of wit and hobby – Gardeners will love the pun, and everyone else will appreciate the chuckle.
Ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, or as a just-because present – A thoughtful gift that shows you get him.
Adds flair to his outdoor wardrobe – Great for garden parties, allotment visits or popping to the garden centre.

So, if you’re buying for a green-fingered gent who enjoys a good bloom and a better joke, the I Like Big Blooms And I Cannot Lie Gardening T-shirt is the gift that keeps on giving—funny, functional, and full of floral swagger.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colours are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the colour Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!