Description

Sweetcorn Beach Towel

Nothing says summer like sweetcorn – and now you can bring those buttery yellow vibes straight to the beach with our Sweetcorn Beach Towel. Bold, funny, and guaranteed to turn heads, this towel is perfect for blokes who like to stand out, make people laugh, or just really love their veg.

At Blokey, we specialise in quirky gifts for men – and our funny beach towels are no exception. Whether you’re sunbathing, swimming, or just drying off after a paddle, this towel’s a top-tier conversation starter.

Full-Size Fun That’s Sweet as Corn

Measuring a generous 30″ × 60″ (76 × 152 cm), our sweetcorn towel is the ideal size for wrapping up, lying flat, or claiming your space on the sand. With a realistic photo-print design, it’s bright, cheeky and hard to miss – just like the bloke who owns it.

Key features:

High-resolution sweetcorn print – looks just like the real thing
Soft and absorbent – made for comfort after a swim
Lightweight yet durable – packs easy, dries fast
Perfect gift for men who love to laugh (or love sweetcorn a bit too much)

Whether you’re off to the beach, the pool, a festival, or a garden BBQ, this towel is all about showing off your sense of humour while soaking up the sun.

Not Just for Laughs – It’s Properly Practical

Don’t let the silly design fool you – this towel’s made to perform. It’s absorbent enough to dry off quickly, soft enough to chill on for hours, and tough enough to survive trips, spills, and machine washes. Perfect for lads’ holidays, quirky birthday presents, or a fun addition to your own summer kit.

Why Blokes Love It

Gets big laughs and big compliments
Easy to spot on a busy beach
Great conversation starter
Makes a weirdly good Father’s Day or birthday gift

Add it to a gift set with one of our funny mugs or t-shirts for the ultimate blokey bundle.

Get yourself (or your mate) wrapped up in corn this summer. Shop the Sweetcorn Beach Towel now at Blokey.co.uk – because sun, sea and silliness go together perfectly.

• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China