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Cycling T Shirt for Him – I Only Care About Mountain Biking (And Maybe Three People)

Looking for a gift that nails both humour and passion in one go? The Cycling T Shirt for Him – I Only Care About Mountain Biking (And Maybe Three People) is the perfect choice for the man who lives for downhill trails, muddy tyres, and airtime – and has a limited supply of social energy left over. With its cheeky slogan and laid-back style, this tee is made for the mountain biking fanatic who isn’t afraid to wear his priorities on his chest.

Perfect for the Rider Who Keeps His Circle Tight

This isn’t just a t-shirt – it’s a statement. With the bold and brilliantly relatable slogan, “I only care about mountain biking and maybe three people,” this tee captures the dry wit and no-nonsense attitude of any true trail junkie. Whether he’s shredding switchbacks or fixing a chain mid-ride, he’ll wear this with pride – and maybe a smirk.

It’s ideal for casual days, post-ride beers, or just lounging about while planning the next off-road adventure. And because it hits that perfect blend of humour and style, it makes a cracking gift – especially if you’re one of the lucky three he might actually care about.

Comfy, Durable and Just the Right Fit

Built from soft, breathable cotton, this cycling t shirt for him is just what he needs after a hard day hammering the trails. It’s not too tight, not too baggy – just a classic fit that suits every rider, whether he’s climbing hills or chilling out.

Hilarious slogan design – “I only care about mountain biking and maybe three people”
Relaxed fit for everyday wear – Great for off the bike too
Soft cotton fabric – Keeps him cool and comfy all day long
Multiple colour choices – From trail-inspired greens to classic greys
Sizes S to 4XL – Because riders come in every shape and size

A Brilliant Gift for Mountain Bike Fans

If you know a bloke who thinks pedals beat petrol and weekends are for shredding trails, this t-shirt is spot on. Whether it’s for a birthday, Father’s Day, or just because he deserves a laugh, this tee hits the mark. It’s not just a funny cycling t shirt for him – it’s a low-key tribute to the MTB lifestyle and the perfectly limited number of people who really matter.

So, give him something that makes him chuckle, nod, and throw it on again and again. This one’s not just a gift – it’s practically a personality trait.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colours are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the colour Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!